A Very Short Film Review: Robin Hood (2018)

I began to watch Robin Hood about half an hour ago. I paused it to take some screen shots for my friends and then ended up switching it off a few minutes later. Why?

Shoulder Mounted Bolt Launcher.

I expected this film to be a bit crap, I wanted to really give it a chance as a simple popcorn flick whilst pottering on with various bits and pieces, but what a shitshow! There's also a fixed position Bolt Launcher that is as effective in mowing down a squad of bowmen (which Lord Robin Loxley is somehow a member of - he begins the film as a noble who is drafted into service for the Third Crusade) as a MG 42.

I get that films often have to stretch the boundaries of realism, but this is unwatchable garbage.